"If Chuck Norris was a Pokemon..."

Chuck Norris would be the element of surprise.  

When Chuck Norris runs out of power points, he doesn't struggle: he wins.

Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Only resistances.

Chuck Norris has never seen a Ditto. And a ditto has never seen Chuck Norris.

Every experience point Chuck Norris earns takes him to the next level.

Team Rocket is hiding because of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can learn more than four moves.

Every one of Chuck Norris's moves is super-effective.

A Chuck Norris egg has never been found because Chuck Norris is no chicken.

Chuck Norris killed all the fossilized Pokemon and brought them back to life in less than 2 hours.

Chuck Norris's tackle attack is considered a One-Hit K.O.

Chuck Norris can cause sleep, poison, confusion, paralysis, and burn at the same time.

Chuck Norris is also immune to sleep, poison, confusion, paralysis and burn.

Pokemon flee when Chuck Norris is nearby.

You can't catch Chuck Norris with a master ball.

If you encounter a wild Chuck Norris, then you have to restart the game.

The Pokemon Misquino is missing because Chuck Norris hacked the game before it was mass produced.  It is said when Misquino appears, Chuck Norris is nearby.

Chuck Norris is automatically Locked-On to all this targets.

Chuck Norris's Zap Canon caused the power outage in Cerulean city. Twice.

Chuck Norris's Fire blast caused global warming.

Chuck Norris's Hydro Canon caused the Great Flood.

Chuck Norris doesn't fire a hyper beam: He fires his Lazor.

Chuck Norris can not win a contest for cuteness.

Chuck Norris catch Giratina with a poke ball.

Chuck Norris's psychic powers finish this sentence.

Chuck Norris's nose is a fear finder.  And an Item finder.

Chuck Norris trains on legendary Pokemon for kicks.